March 22, 2016

That Sucks

"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner."
     -Anonymous

March 16, 2016

I Like the Way It Smells

"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."
     -Me

March 9, 2016

You're Burning Dinosaurs

"I used to think gas was expensive, then I realized that I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs!"
     -Anonymous

March 8, 2016

Stoners Are The Best Chefs

"Pro Tip: Keep a cake fresh and moist by eating it all in one sitting."
     -Me