"My grandpa died when he was just a little boy"
-Me for no reason
-Me for no reason
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
January 5, 2017
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Mike
December 3, 2016
Just Trying To Say Hi
"Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back"
-Anonymous stoner
-Anonymous stoner
October 23, 2016
September 6, 2016
He Should Pay Half The Rent
"What if spiders spend their entire lives thinking that you're it's room mate?"
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
May 31, 2016
One Drink Too Many
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
-George Burns
-George Burns
May 7, 2016
Between a Rock and a hard place
So, this isn't really a quote, but for some reason I woke up this morning and found The Rock sandwiched between some rocks in my front yard.. Which one of you stoners did this?
April 20, 2016
April 12, 2016
Just For Kids?
"Remember when Trix used to be shapes, but now they're balls? What if we just can't see the shapes anymore because Trix are for kids?.."
-Anonymous high Facebooker
-Anonymous high Facebooker
March 22, 2016
March 16, 2016
I Like the Way It Smells
"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."
-Me
-Me
