"Remember when Trix used to be shapes, but now they're balls? What if we just can't see the shapes anymore because Trix are for kids?.."
-Anonymous high Facebooker
-Anonymous high Facebooker
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
Showing posts with label serious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label serious. Show all posts
April 12, 2016
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Mike
March 16, 2016
I Like the Way It Smells
"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."
-Me
-Me
March 9, 2016
You're Burning Dinosaurs
"I used to think gas was expensive, then I realized that I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs!"
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
February 18, 2016
Mind Fuck
"If Professor X can move things with his mind, why can't he move his legs?"
-Anonymous Stoner
-Anonymous Stoner
August 6, 2015
Be Safe
"Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man."
– Judge Francis Young (DEA)
– Judge Francis Young (DEA)
July 30, 2015
July 29, 2015
Oops...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids..
-Some guy on Twitter
-Some guy on Twitter
December 27, 2013
December 1, 2013
November 18, 2013
People That I Want To Know
"Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own bud."
- Anonymous that I saw on Twitter
November 14, 2013
NSA Giggles
"I wonder how often someone at the NSA bursts out in laughter while monitoring a call or a text."
-Me
-Me
November 8, 2013
Novembeard?
"I think Novem-beard is really a secret way to be single and have less gifts to buy for Christmas.."
-Me
-Me
October 4, 2013
My Friends Are Green
"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
-The Beatles
-The Beatles
October 1, 2013
What's That Smell?
"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."
-Me
-Me
September 27, 2013
Just Imagine
"If you're high on life already... Just imagine how great you'd feel after smoking a joint."
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
September 24, 2013
Unmotivated Myth
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie!
When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well.
You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a
difference."
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
March 25, 2013
What's not to like?
“40 million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”
– Jay Leno
– Jay Leno
March 21, 2013
Stoned People Rhymes
"Inhale the good shit
exhale the bullshit."
"Let's get to the point and roll another joint."
"You can always count on that lil green leaf to replace a fucked up day with relief."
"Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy."
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
"I smoke herb and rock a turban Meditate on the world and what's occurin'."
-Del the Funky Homosapian
"Let's get to the point and roll another joint."
"You can always count on that lil green leaf to replace a fucked up day with relief."
"Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy."
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
"I smoke herb and rock a turban Meditate on the world and what's occurin'."
-Del the Funky Homosapian
October 9, 2012
I don't Even Smoke, But I Like The Way It Smells
"I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it."
-Andy Warhol
-Andy Warhol
