"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
January 4, 2012
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7:27 PM
Mike
Crash?
Why do 5 Hour Energy commercials always talk about that 2:30 feeling? I never crash until at least 4:20. ;)
Great Advice For Stoned Writers
Doug Benson and I think alike. :)
"I have to have a pen nearby whenever I smoke pot, because I’m going to come up with some stuff I have to write down. It might not all be great, some of it might be nonsense, but weed always helps me come up with some gems"
-Doug Benson
"I have to have a pen nearby whenever I smoke pot, because I’m going to come up with some stuff I have to write down. It might not all be great, some of it might be nonsense, but weed always helps me come up with some gems"
-Doug Benson
What Are You Doing?
What are you doing with your life?
"If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin' no weed, I don't know what the fuck you are doing wit yo life."
-Katt Williams
"If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin' no weed, I don't know what the fuck you are doing wit yo life."
-Katt Williams
