"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."
-Me
-Me
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
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Mike
