January 5, 2017

Impossibly Sad..

"My grandpa died when he was just a little boy"
     -Me for no reason

December 3, 2016

Just Trying To Say Hi

"Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back"
     -Anonymous stoner

October 23, 2016

Who's Your Guardian?

"The gender neutral term for Sugar Daddy is Glucose Guardian."

September 6, 2016

He Should Pay Half The Rent

"What if spiders spend their entire lives thinking that you're it's room mate?"

May 31, 2016

One Drink Too Many

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
     -George Burns

May 7, 2016

Between a Rock and a hard place

So, this isn't really a quote, but for some reason I woke up this morning and found The Rock sandwiched between some rocks in my front yard.. Which one of you stoners did this?

April 20, 2016

Happy 420!

April 12, 2016

Just For Kids?

"Remember when Trix used to be shapes, but now they're balls? What if we just can't see the shapes anymore because Trix are for kids?.."
     -Anonymous high Facebooker

March 22, 2016

That Sucks

"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner."

March 16, 2016

I Like the Way It Smells

"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."