May 31, 2016

One Drink Too Many

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
     -George Burns

May 7, 2016

Between a Rock and a hard place

So, this isn't really a quote, but for some reason I woke up this morning and found The Rock sandwiched between some rocks in my front yard.. Which one of you stoners did this?