November 8, 2015

I'm Part Awesome..

"Technically everyone is half centaur"
     -Me

September 26, 2015

Why Would Someone Think This? I Want What He's Smoking..

I didn't think of this, some other, much more higher stoner, did..

"Dude.what if 4/20 was on Friday the 13 O_O"
     -Anonymous stoner on Facebook

August 12, 2015

Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch doing the Tom Brady

I got high and made a Tom Brady Courtroom Meme
Share this pic, that's all, carry on. :)
#TomBrady #TomBradyMeme #TomBradyCourtroomSketch #rt #retweet #meme #funny

August 6, 2015

Be Safe

"Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man."
     – Judge Francis Young (DEA)

August 3, 2015

The Bear's Got a Point..

"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits!"
     -Ted

A Quick Break So You Can Buy Something Awesome!

Rechargeable and refillable eHookah pen starter kit and very cheap!
eGo-T Rechargeable eHookah Starter Kit

So lately there is a huge craze over these eHookah pens. Forget about spending $200+ on some tank and mods that will cost you twice as much and even more hassle for what it's worth..
Honestly a couple years ago I bought this same eGo starter eHookah pen kit for $40 and I still love it! If the bottom half of my phone wasn't broken, I'd post a pic but I swear that it's well worth the money!

But right now it's on sale for only $18.99! Get this shit while it's still available, and it's rechargeable and refillable to mix your favorite eJuice brands and flavors!





OK, now back to your regularly scheduled marijuana giggles. (>^_^)b

My Bread is Baked

"Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread.."
     -Anonymous

Better Than Dinner Rolls...

"Of course I know how to roll a joint."
     -Martha Stewart

August 1, 2015

Are You Sure It Was The Screensaver?..

"New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know it's three days later, I'm in the desert, I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody's pierced my dick."
     - Bill Maher

July 30, 2015

Feel the Power of Music

"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."
     -me

Them sound Like Fightin' Words

"Wanna smoke about it?"
     -Anonymous

July 29, 2015

Great Moral from a Great Movie

"I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will. But not as much as I love pussy! The end."
     -Thurgood Jenkins

Weed Is So Revealing

"When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself."
     -Bob Marley

Oops...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids..
     -Some guy on Twitter

Whoa

Damn, sorry guys I'm so stoned I forgot I had this stoner quote blog.. :( Give me a day or two and I'll have this back to normal and full of daily fun, more so than before! (>^_^)b
     -me