January 3, 2012

Too Old To Drive

I think that all drivers over 65 should be required to watch South Park's Grey Dawn from season 7. Hopefully they'll get the hint.

Escalators Don't Break

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs."
    -Mitch Hedberg

Something Seems Fishy

Just a random thought. Eating Fugu is like nature's Russian Roulette, but with a little bit less bullets..

Doggie Bag

And you thought YOUR bag tasted like shit:

"Hey, whats in this shit man." -Cheech
"Mostly maui wowie, but its got some Labrador in it." -Chong
"Whats Labrador man?" -Cheech
"Its dog shit. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind." -Chong

Fly Safe

Here's a good classic that I hear all the time, not sure who started it, though:

"Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly!"