Classic

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Stoner Quotes BG1

Origin of the bong slide?

I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"

Stoner Quotes BG2

Awesome pickup line!

Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)

Stoner Quotes BG3

Pope's hat

"Was the Pope's hat really originally intended for the Easter Bunny? Any other explanation about the shape doesn't make sense.."

Stoner Quotes BG4

I'm Hungry

Do fruits and vegetables taste super delicious if you grow them with high quality nutrients and powerful lights in your closet?

Stoner Quotes BG5
Showing posts with label Cheech Marin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheech Marin. Show all posts

January 3, 2012

Doggie Bag

And you thought YOUR bag tasted like shit:

"Hey, whats in this shit man." -Cheech
"Mostly maui wowie, but its got some Labrador in it." -Chong
"Whats Labrador man?" -Cheech
"Its dog shit. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind." -Chong

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12:29 PM Mike

January 2, 2012

Dangerous

This is how harmless getting stoned is:

“The reason we're so dangerous is because we're totally harmless.”
    -Cheech Marin

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6:38 PM Mike