March 25, 2013

I'm guessing it was the ebonics, not the weed...

"I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what he was saying. But i think he was trying to communicate that he wanted to work with me in some sort of capacity and something involving marijuana."
  - Marilyn Manson

What's not to like?

“40 million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”
  – Jay Leno

March 21, 2013

Stoned People Rhymes

"Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit."

"Let's get to the point and roll another joint."

"You can always count on that lil green leaf to replace a fucked up day with relief."

"Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy."

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."

"I smoke herb and rock a turban Meditate on the world and what's occurin'."
  -Del the Funky Homosapian

When Will This Stop Sign Change?

"Drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green." -Random pic I just saw ;)