Classic

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Stoner Quotes BG1

Origin of the bong slide?

I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"

Stoner Quotes BG2

Awesome pickup line!

Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)

Stoner Quotes BG3

Pope's hat

"Was the Pope's hat really originally intended for the Easter Bunny? Any other explanation about the shape doesn't make sense.."

Stoner Quotes BG4

I'm Hungry

Do fruits and vegetables taste super delicious if you grow them with high quality nutrients and powerful lights in your closet?

Stoner Quotes BG5

July 29, 2015

Great Moral from a Great Movie

"I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will. But not as much as I love pussy! The end."
     -Thurgood Jenkins

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7:27 PM Mike

Weed Is So Revealing

"When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself."
     -Bob Marley

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4:33 PM Mike

Oops...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids..
     -Some guy on Twitter

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4:24 PM Mike

Whoa

Damn, sorry guys I'm so stoned I forgot I had this stoner quote blog.. :( Give me a day or two and I'll have this back to normal and full of daily fun, more so than before! (>^_^)b
     -me

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3:23 PM Mike