Dangerous

This is how harmless getting stoned is: “The reason we're so dangerous is because we're totally harmless.”     -Cheech Mar...

Very True

Here's a quote from a brilliant stoner: Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.     -Tommy Cho...

Side Effects

I love this quote from Katt Williams about the side effects of getting stoned: "That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy." -Katt Willia...

Dope > Money

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."     -Freewheelin' Franklin. Wonder what the conversion rate would be if marijuana was legal and if  someone cared enough to figure that ou...

Hm

"The more you smoke, the less high you get." This makes sense and doesn't at the same time. Think about it...