Mario Should Have Smoked Instead Of Shroomed

Funny text on a poster that I saw today: "Don't be racist! Be like Mario: He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese People, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. ...jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew"     -Random post...

No Harm Done

"My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about Pornography... What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."      -Bill Hic...