I'm Baked

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?"
     -Me

I'm Paranoid

"Weed doesn't cause paranoia, weed being illegal causes paranoia." -Anonymous

People That I Want To Know

"Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own bud." - Anonymous that I saw on Twitter

Just For Fun

Here's a little non-quote, but just as awesome, pic I found on Tumblr:

NSA Giggles

"I wonder how often someone at the NSA bursts out in laughter while monitoring a call or a text."
     -Me

Novembeard?

"I think Novem-beard is really a secret way to be single and have less gifts to buy for Christmas.."
     -Me

YOU'RE a Towel

"You're a towel."
     -Towelie

My Friends Are Green

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
     -The Beatles

What's That Smell?

"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."
     -Me

Just Imagine

"If you're high on life already... Just imagine how great you'd feel after smoking a joint."
     -Anonymous

Unmotivated Myth

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
     -Bill Hicks

Hello Milk

"What if Soy Milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
 -Anonymous

Happy 420!

Hey everyone! HAPPY 420!

Smoke 2 joints, then smoke 2 more for me! (>^-^)b

I'm guessing it was the ebonics, not the weed...

"I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what he was saying. But i think he was trying to communicate that he wanted to work with me in some sort of capacity and something involving marijuana."
  - Marilyn Manson

What's not to like?

“40 million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”
  – Jay Leno

Stoned People Rhymes

"Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit."

"Let's get to the point and roll another joint."

"You can always count on that lil green leaf to replace a fucked up day with relief."

"Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy."

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."

"I smoke herb and rock a turban Meditate on the world and what's occurin'."
  -Del the Funky Homosapian

When Will This Stop Sign Change?

"Drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green." -Random pic I just saw ;)