YOU'RE a Towel

"You're a towel."      -Towelie...

My Friends Are Green

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."      -The Beatl...

What's That Smell?

"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."      -...