I'm Part Awesome..

"Technically everyone is half centaur"      -...

Why Would Someone Think This? I Want What He's Smoking..

I didn't think of this, some other, much more higher stoner, did.. "Dude.what if 4/20 was on Friday the 13 O_O"      -Anonymous stoner on Facebo...

Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch doing the Tom Brady

I got high and made a Tom Brady Courtroom Meme Share this pic, that's all, carry on. :) #TomBrady #TomBradyMeme #TomBradyCourtroomSketch #rt #retweet #meme #fun...

Be Safe

"Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man."      – Judge Francis Young (DE...

The Bear's Got a Point..

"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits!"      -Ted...

A Quick Break So You Can Buy Something Awesome!

eGo-T Rechargeable eHookah Starter Kit So lately there is a huge craze over these eHookah pens. Forget about spending $200+ on some tank and mods that will cost you twice as much and even more hassle for what it's worth.. Honestly a couple years ago I bought this same eGo starter eHookah pen kit for $40 and I still love it! If the bottom half of my phone wasn't broken, I'd post a pic but I swear that it's well worth the money! But right now it's on sale for only $18.99! Get this shit while it's still available, and it's rechargeable and refillable to mix your favorite eJuice brands and flavors! Click HERE or on the picture to buy the eGo eHookah Starter Kit for only $18.99 NOW! OK, now back to your regularly scheduled...

My Bread is Baked

"Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread.."      -Anonymo...

Better Than Dinner Rolls...

"Of course I know how to roll a joint."      -Martha Stewa...

Are You Sure It Was The Screensaver?..

"New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know it's three days later, I'm in the desert, I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody's pierced my dick."      - Bill Mah...

Feel the Power of Music

"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."      -...

Them sound Like Fightin' Words

"Wanna smoke about it?"      -Anonymo...

Great Moral from a Great Movie

"I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will. But not as much as I love pussy! The end."      -Thurgood Jenki...

Weed Is So Revealing

"When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself."      -Bob Marley...

Oops...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids..      -Some guy on Twitt...

Whoa

Damn, sorry guys I'm so stoned I forgot I had this stoner quote blog.. :( Give me a day or two and I'll have this back to normal and full of daily fun, more so than before! (>^_^)b      -me...