That Sucks

"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner."      -Anonymo...

I Like the Way It Smells

"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."      -...

You're Burning Dinosaurs

"I used to think gas was expensive, then I realized that I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs!"      -Anonymo...

Stoners Are The Best Chefs

"Pro Tip: Keep a cake fresh and moist by eating it all in one sitting."      -...