Undecided Giggles

I'm not sure which word is funnier, gooch or taint...

Don't Be A Hypocrit

"See I think drugs have done some good things for us. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all of your records,tapes and all your CD's and burn them. Because, you know all those musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs, man."
    -Bill Hicks

Words Are Hypocritical

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Got The Munchies

Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage.

Think Clearly

"Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer."
    -Tommy Chong

Should Have Inhaled

“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it, and I didn’t inhale, and I never tried again.”
    -Bill Clinton


“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
    -Barack Obama

A Betting Game

"Drugs are a bet with your mind."
-Jim Morrison

I'd take that bet except that marijuana isn't a drug..

Not So Fun After All

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
    -Mitch Hedberg

Damn Oranges

An orange is named after the color that it is AND nothing rhymes with it. Seems kind of selfish if you ask me..

Why Is Pot Still Illegal?

"To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake."
    -Bill Hicks