"If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials."
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
October 8, 2012
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Mike
Pay Attention Kids
"Stay away from drugs, kids. There's barely enough for everyone."
-Jimmy Panousis
-Jimmy Panousis
Any Time Is Fine By Me
"I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only
smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but
usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening,
midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early
midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the
early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk."
-Steve Martin
-Steve Martin
Now THAT's a Problem
"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."
-Keith Richards
-Keith Richards
April 20, 2012
March 10, 2012
March 8, 2012
Political Truth About Pot
”We did not view marijuana as a significant health problem–as it was not….Nobody dies from marijuana. marijuana smoking, in fact, if one wants to be honest, is a source of pleasure and amusement to countless millions of people in America, and it continues to be that way.”
-Peter Bourne (Director of the National Drug Control Policy under President Carter)
-Peter Bourne (Director of the National Drug Control Policy under President Carter)
February 11, 2012
Mario Should Have Smoked Instead Of Shroomed
Funny text on a poster that I saw today:
"Don't be racist! Be like Mario:
He's an Italian plumber
created by Japanese People,
who speaks English
and looks like a Mexican.
...jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew"
-Random poster
"Don't be racist! Be like Mario:
He's an Italian plumber
created by Japanese People,
who speaks English
and looks like a Mexican.
...jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew"
-Random poster
February 8, 2012
No Harm Done
"My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about Pornography... What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
January 28, 2012
Yeah, I just went there
Why is it called getting stoned? Terms like 420, joint, roach, bong, etc. all have origins but the term 'stoned' seems to remain a mystery. Obviously you don't turn into a stone, my fingers still 'fing' ;)
