Stoned People Rhymes

"Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit."

"Let's get to the point and roll another joint."

"You can always count on that lil green leaf to replace a fucked up day with relief."

"Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy."

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."

"I smoke herb and rock a turban Meditate on the world and what's occurin'."
  -Del the Funky Homosapian

When Will This Stop Sign Change?

"Drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green." -Random pic I just saw ;)

I don't Even Smoke, But I Like The Way It Smells

"I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it."
 -Andy Warhol

Ronald Reagan is the Devil...

"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast."
 -Ronald Reagan

I Do What I Want

"I'm the one who's gonna die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want."
  -Jimi Hendrix

You Are What You Eat

"I don't do drugs, I am drugs."
  -Salvador Dali

Same Here

"If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials."
 -Anonymous

Pay Attention Kids

"Stay away from drugs, kids. There's barely enough for everyone."
 -Jimmy Panousis

Any Time Is Fine By Me

"I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk."
 -Steve Martin

Now THAT's a Problem

"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."
 -Keith Richards