Here's a little non-quote, but just as awesome, pic I found on Tumblr:
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
November 18, 2013
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Mike
November 14, 2013
NSA Giggles
"I wonder how often someone at the NSA bursts out in laughter while monitoring a call or a text."
-Me
-Me
November 8, 2013
Novembeard?
"I think Novem-beard is really a secret way to be single and have less gifts to buy for Christmas.."
-Me
-Me
October 12, 2013
October 4, 2013
My Friends Are Green
"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
-The Beatles
-The Beatles
October 1, 2013
What's That Smell?
"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."
-Me
-Me
September 27, 2013
Just Imagine
"If you're high on life already... Just imagine how great you'd feel after smoking a joint."
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
September 24, 2013
Unmotivated Myth
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie!
When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well.
You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a
difference."
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
