Oops...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat causes kids..
     -Some guy on Twitter

Whoa

Damn, sorry guys I'm so stoned I forgot I had this stoner quote blog.. :( Give me a day or two and I'll have this back to normal and full of daily fun, more so than before! (>^_^)b
     -me

I'm Baked

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?"
     -Me

I'm Paranoid

"Weed doesn't cause paranoia, weed being illegal causes paranoia." -Anonymous

People That I Want To Know

"Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own bud." - Anonymous that I saw on Twitter

Just For Fun

Here's a little non-quote, but just as awesome, pic I found on Tumblr:

NSA Giggles

"I wonder how often someone at the NSA bursts out in laughter while monitoring a call or a text."
     -Me

Novembeard?

"I think Novem-beard is really a secret way to be single and have less gifts to buy for Christmas.."
     -Me

YOU'RE a Towel

"You're a towel."
     -Towelie

My Friends Are Green

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
     -The Beatles