I'm Paranoid

"Weed doesn't cause paranoia, weed being illegal causes paranoia." -Anonymous

People That I Want To Know

"Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own bud." - Anonymous that I saw on Twitter

Just For Fun

Here's a little non-quote, but just as awesome, pic I found on Tumblr:

NSA Giggles

"I wonder how often someone at the NSA bursts out in laughter while monitoring a call or a text."
     -Me

Novembeard?

"I think Novem-beard is really a secret way to be single and have less gifts to buy for Christmas.."
     -Me

YOU'RE a Towel

"You're a towel."
     -Towelie

My Friends Are Green

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
     -The Beatles

What's That Smell?

"I noticed that before I started smoking weed, a skunk smelled awful, but after smoking weed it smells like the best thing in the world..."
     -Me

Just Imagine

"If you're high on life already... Just imagine how great you'd feel after smoking a joint."
     -Anonymous

Unmotivated Myth

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
     -Bill Hicks