Classic

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Stoner Quotes BG1

Origin of the bong slide?

I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"

Stoner Quotes BG2

Awesome pickup line!

Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)

Stoner Quotes BG3

Pope's hat

"Was the Pope's hat really originally intended for the Easter Bunny? Any other explanation about the shape doesn't make sense.."

Stoner Quotes BG4

I'm Hungry

Do fruits and vegetables taste super delicious if you grow them with high quality nutrients and powerful lights in your closet?

Stoner Quotes BG5
Showing posts with label Otto from The Simpsons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Otto from The Simpsons. Show all posts

January 15, 2012

Words That Lie

"They call them fingers but I never see them fing."
    -Otto

Is it just me, or would The Simpsons be awesome if they made a stoner version with green characters instead of yellow?...

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