"Black holes are where God divided by zero"
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
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January 28, 2016
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Mike
January 4, 2012
Depends How You Look At It
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
