Why is it called getting stoned? Terms like 420, joint, roach, bong, etc. all have origins but the term 'stoned' seems to remain a mystery. Obviously you don't turn into a stone, my fingers still 'fing' ;)
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
January 28, 2012
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Mike
January 21, 2012
Short Term Memory
Sorry that I haven't posted a new quote in a few days, I must have had short term memory loss and forgot I had this website :) More stoner quotes coming real soon!
January 18, 2012
Stoners Are Friendly
"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend."
-Louis Armstrong
-Louis Armstrong
January 17, 2012
Coke Sucks
"Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for MARIJUANA?"
-Bob Saget (Half Baked)
-Bob Saget (Half Baked)
January 15, 2012
Words That Lie
"They call them fingers but I never see them fing."
-Otto
Is it just me, or would The Simpsons be awesome if they made a stoner version with green characters instead of yellow?...
-Otto
Is it just me, or would The Simpsons be awesome if they made a stoner version with green characters instead of yellow?...
January 14, 2012
Help Me Out Here
What is the opposite of being up for doing something? Because it's not being down with doing something..
January 13, 2012
Stoner Quotes
"Well I was looking for some famous stoner quotes and I found a page full of different quotes. Here ya go."
-Mark Twain
He must not have seen my website..
-Mark Twain
He must not have seen my website..
