I Like the Way It Smells

"It's a great surprise to smell food cooking that you started and forgot about, except if you don't notice in time.."
     -Me

You're Burning Dinosaurs

"I used to think gas was expensive, then I realized that I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs!"
     -Anonymous

Stoners Are The Best Chefs

"Pro Tip: Keep a cake fresh and moist by eating it all in one sitting."
     -Me

Mind Fuck

"If Professor X can move things with his mind, why can't he move his legs?"
     -Anonymous Stoner

That's Rich

"If I had a dollar for every girl that finds me unattractive, they'll eventually find me attractive."
     -Anonymous

Chuck Norris Can Divide By Zero

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"
     -Steven Wright

Slim Chance

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?
     -Anonymous

I'm Part Awesome..

"Technically everyone is half centaur"
     -Me

Why Would Someone Think This? I Want What He's Smoking..

I didn't think of this, some other, much more higher stoner, did..

"Dude.what if 4/20 was on Friday the 13 O_O"
     -Anonymous stoner on Facebook

Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch doing the Tom Brady

I got high and made a Tom Brady Courtroom Meme

Share this pic, that's all, carry on. :)

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