Got The Munchies

Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage.

Think Clearly

"Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer."
    -Tommy Chong

Should Have Inhaled

“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it, and I didn’t inhale, and I never tried again.”
    -Bill Clinton


“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
    -Barack Obama

A Betting Game

"Drugs are a bet with your mind."
-Jim Morrison

I'd take that bet except that marijuana isn't a drug..

Not So Fun After All

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
    -Mitch Hedberg

Damn Oranges

An orange is named after the color that it is AND nothing rhymes with it. Seems kind of selfish if you ask me..

Why Is Pot Still Illegal?

"To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake."
    -Bill Hicks

Yup

"So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that."
    -Snoop Dogg

The only thing he's killing is his weed, but it was dead well before bringing it on stage..

Depends How You Look At It

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
    -Steven Wright

Crash?

Why do 5 Hour Energy commercials always talk about that 2:30 feeling? I never crash until at least 4:20. ;)