Time Travel?... Nah

Procrastination is like riding a time machine set to pause

Political Truth About Pot

”We did not view marijuana as a significant health problem–as it was not….Nobody dies from marijuana. marijuana smoking, in fact, if one wants to be honest, is a source of pleasure and amusement to countless millions of people in America, and it continues to be that way.”
    -Peter Bourne (Director of the National Drug Control Policy under President Carter)

Mario Should Have Smoked Instead Of Shroomed

Funny text on a poster that I saw today:

"Don't be racist! Be like Mario:
He's an Italian plumber
created by Japanese People,
who speaks English
and looks like a Mexican.

...jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew"
    -Random poster

No Harm Done

"My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about Pornography... What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
     -Bill Hicks

Yeah, I just went there

Why is it called getting stoned? Terms like 420, joint, roach, bong, etc. all have origins but the term 'stoned' seems to remain a mystery. Obviously you don't turn into a stone, my fingers still 'fing' ;)

Short Term Memory

Sorry that I haven't posted a new quote in a few days, I must have had short term memory loss and forgot I had this website :) More stoner quotes coming real soon!

Stoners Are Friendly

"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend."
    -Louis Armstrong

Coke Sucks

"Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for MARIJUANA?"
    -Bob Saget (Half Baked)

Words That Lie

"They call them fingers but I never see them fing."
    -Otto

Is it just me, or would The Simpsons be awesome if they made a stoner version with green characters instead of yellow?...

Help Me Out Here

What is the opposite of being up for doing something? Because it's not being down with doing something..