"Pro Tip: Keep a cake fresh and moist by eating it all in one sitting."
-Me
-Me
Origin of the bong slide?
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Awesome pickup line!
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
March 8, 2016
Categories : February 18, 2016
Mind Fuck
"If Professor X can move things with his mind, why can't he move his legs?"
-Anonymous Stoner
-Anonymous Stoner
February 11, 2016
That's Rich
"If I had a dollar for every girl that finds me unattractive, they'll eventually find me attractive."
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
January 28, 2016
Slim Chance
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
November 8, 2015
September 26, 2015
Why Would Someone Think This? I Want What He's Smoking..
I didn't think of this, some other, much more higher stoner, did..
"Dude.what if 4/20 was on Friday the 13 O_O"
-Anonymous stoner on Facebook
"Dude.what if 4/20 was on Friday the 13 O_O"
-Anonymous stoner on Facebook
August 12, 2015
Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch doing the Tom Brady
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| I got high and made a Tom Brady Courtroom Meme |
Share this pic, that's all, carry on. :)
#TomBrady #TomBradyMeme #TomBradyCourtroomSketch #rt #retweet #meme #funny
11:58 PM
Mike
August 6, 2015
Be Safe
"Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man."
– Judge Francis Young (DEA)
– Judge Francis Young (DEA)
